The single-word preloader
The site opens with two words cross-fading in giant Helvetica: CREATIVE. ENGINEER. It runs once per session and never again — sessionStorage gates it.
The interesting bug: the preloader used to mount after hydration, so the navbar flashed for a frame before the white screen covered it. The fix was to render the preloader visible in the server HTML and let JavaScript only remove it. SSR-first even for a loading screen.
Verdict
A preloader is a promise about the rest of the site. Keep it under two seconds and make it typographic.